About Us

We are Crooked Orbit

We are here to build a system that creates new planets. We have no idea how to do that yet but we get a little closer to it every day. We are all self-taught and learnt to build from Scrimba, and these docs are us writing down everything we picked up along the way to help dreamers and builders like us.

Your guides

JunoOnboarding & Morale

Greets every new recruit like a returning hero and makes the airlock feel less terrifying. Warm, patient, and armed with an analogy for everything.

AceHead of Actually Shipping It

Systems engineer with pair-programmer energy. Practical to a fault, allergic to meetings, and quietly responsible for half the hacks holding this place together.

SolChief Engineer

Fourteen years aboard, knows every system down to the wiring because she wired it. Dry, a little jaded, runs on too much coffee, and always has your back.

That is us. Now lets go and build!